i like bears
oh my god
the squirrel
is trying to bury
the nut
in the dog’s fur
and the dog is just like
um
excuse me
sorry
but i’m not designed for that
sorry
you know what if my tax dollars are paying for this then I demand a turn
Only Emma Watson can wisp her hair right back into place…
the more you stare the more magical it gets
put-your-trousers-on-sherlock:
today at school a boy named miguel jumped up on the lunch table
ripped his shirt off (his chest said “be mine”)
and started playing ‘careless whisper’ on the saxophone that he pulled basically out of thin air
like you can think i’m lying, i would, but
omfg
are those backup dancers behind him?
Well he was being clear that he likes you.
THIS IS THE BEST THING TO EXIST.
i don’t “dress to impress” i dress to depress i wanna look so good that people hate themselves
Winter sore throat “tea”- In a jar combine lemon slices, organic honey and sliced ginger. Close jar and put it in the fridge, it will form into a “jelly”. To serve- spoon jelly into mug and pour boiling water over it. Store in fridge 2-3 months.Reblogging this in case any of you little jelly beans get sick (◡‿◡✿)
If only it were that easy to calm Rin down like that.
I love the fact that killer whales know that sharks go into a coma state when upside down so they just flip them over for fun sometimes. then eat them.
thewieneryears-deactivated20130:
Moss Graffiti: A How To Guide
are you fucking for real
barack. 50. bisexual. im a boy and i wear makeup get over it. my parents dont understand me and i hate them. killjoy name: emobama exploder. this is an lgbt friendly blog. if u follow me i follow back.
omg no stop reblogging this it’s from my emo phase sTOP
